Right before it becomes useful, Google will cancel the project and assign the engineers to G+2.

The thing that tells me it must be a great product is that people who don’t even have one spend their free time writing long diatribes against it. If schmucks like you hate it, I’m sold.

Your mother didn’t hug you when you were a child, did she?

There are lots of valid complaints about iPhones. “I could get a computer for the same price” isn’t one of them. 

No. It's a military base not a microbrewery. These people are insane . 

I’ve been waiting FOREVER to be able to add AirPods to my Memoji!!!!! Thank the lord!

It must be comforting to those lost to mass shootings and their families that lighting or a drunk were going to get them anyway.

What’s nice about the picture is that the villagers seem happy that big science is being routed through the village. Man, when Fermi and Argonne bring oversized loads of science through the western and southwestern suburban Chicago streets, it’s more bemusement then happy. Like, what the fuck is that and how long is…

I have a wrist that does this quite nicely by rotating my device to an angle where that landscape video can be enjoyed ... in landscape mode.

Wise? You do realize you’re reading Jalopnik right?

You may be an expert on the subject and no doubt this is an arduous challenge, but really you’ve left yourself no cover at all. You’ve denounced the entire effort as example of “Elon Musk Twitter bullshit”. But if he manages to pull this off, where is your fallback?  Denounce it as cheating? Beginner’s luck? Really, it…

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting…

No, they’re not. They’re causing you to comment on something unimportant for clicks.

How in the worlds an adult do you do that to a teen girl and not realize you are the villain in this story?

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

Not to mention the fact that he’s an ex-Mercedes dealer tech. So while he’s not specifically a BMW expert, he’s a hell of a lot more knowledgeable, and better equipped with tools/lifts/etc. than pretty much any average Joe Shadetree. 

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

How do people struggle so hard with parallel parking? I have a car that auto parallel parks and I never use the feature because it is easier and quicker just to do it myself.

I disagree on customer support. For in-warranty issues, at least. Dell has always been very easy to deal with in-warranty issues or even shipping issues. LG....not so much.

Its funny how you pointed out the women but not the 'roided up dude as well. Just a thought.