I went through this journey too. She pretty much has to do more rounds to have a chance. Only 9 eggs were mature enough to freeze. Only a percentage will survive the thaw, then only a percentage will fertilize, then only a percentage will grow to day 7, and then only a percentage will be genetically normal (e.g.,…

Shelter Cat Update!

but wait. if baby hitler was a hot dog would he be a sandwich? 

Bless your heart.

I was a massive goody-goody so I only got in trouble three times in my entire school career (college included): for playing hooky during “sports day”, for reading It during home ec (no wonder I still can’t cook), and...for saying “guts”.

So a man who once claimed he loved hunting, that seeing an animal die brings him closer to God and who tried to give away his pet cat on Twitter is now engaged to an animal rights advocate and is following the Daniel Diet, a diet in which you avoid animal flesh as a way to bring you “closer to God”. Let’s hope his…

If one is on the biblical Daniel fast, is this the only permissible food?

From one mum to another big hugs. I think what you are doing in taking them all to Paris is a wonderful thing. I hope you all have the best time. 

So— bear with me, this starts off as a downer but ends on (hopefully) an up note.

No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

Perfect response is perfect. 

Seriously, leave her the fuck alone. She isn’t responsible for his actions. She doesn’t owe anyone a damn thing due to the accident of who she was born to. 

She’s right.

Thank you.

I don’t understand. Why do we care exactly what Bezos was texting to his girlfriend? There’s nothing illegal happening, is there? He’s not a giant hypocrite talking about family values and then screwing teenagers, is he? So why do I give a shit?

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

I will say good apology though:

Are we sure the Bezos thing isn’t just a two-day ship?

Richest man on the planet divorces age-appropriate wife and is dating a new age-appropriate woman. What??

I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.