The key stat is that 921,000 Japanese were born this year, but 1,370,000 died.

And Pippa’s party planning book... Oh girl, if you were anyone else’s sister...

I beg to differ. This kind of wonkiness has been happening since always.

See, I’m more certain the popcorn one is a 3-6 year old thsn the computer key on.  It sounds like Little Kid Logic, plus the size of most computer keys suggests a larger person

There was an old perv in Nantucket.

Perfection!

I’d ask how Santa would get around that wall when it’s built.

Make sure you got the Pedialyte on  hand for tomorrow.

It could always be worse: he could call her “Mother”

I was really stoked to say husband because I could finally stop saying fiance which always sounded like a weird humble brag. I wish them a fantastic 2-4 years together and look forward to her post-divorce sexpot rebrand!

My favourite “protect the elderly mother” story is bonkers.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

It is a custard.

No offense to blobfish.

People look different with makeup vs. without makeup? Even celebrities? Wow, what a shocker! (And for what it’s worth and judging by the photo, Ariana looks great without makeup too)

Wooooooot, I definitely NEVER want to be pregnant and am so happy to almost be old enough not to have to worry about it.

I’m in the camp that believes Offset going on stage was a stunt and she was in on it. Just seems like made up drama.

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

Probably be the most entertaining show in decades. Bring on the trainwreck!