....what?

Fam, I thought Bob Barker had already died an indeterminate amount of time ago, so this story was very confusing for me. But also, cool, I’m glad he’s still around at age 94 (!). 

Maybe I’m being ungenerous, but this seems like just an opportunity to post a pic of herself sporting unachievable (at least for the vast majority) abs.

I am so confused... “Hailey Bieber is soon to be wed”?  Then wouldn’t she still be Hailey Baldwin?  And aren’t they actually already married?   Is it just me?  Do I need more coffee?

The hospital where I gave birth gave me all that stuff to take home. Tons of supplies: the squirty bottle, hospital-brand Tucks pads, numbing spray (lol), mesh underwear, pads, a sitz bath (which I still use sometimes) and my god what else? A sponge to bathe the baby, little bowls that I still use for pouring water…

I’m starting to think he’s a COMPLETE dipshit.

We have so much adventure ahead!

I love virtually all musicals, and I’ve never gotten the appeal of Cats. It’s weird and the plot sort of sucks. As much as I love Idris Elba, I’ll be taking a pass on this one. 

Cats was the first broadway musical I saw. I was 5 and it scarred me - I can’t hear the song Memories without associating to those creepy cats. Even the hotness of Idris will not get me to see this movie. (I also saw it again at 16 and that was worse -we had front row mezz and one of the cat-actors was right in…

Really?  A successful and in demand model and the author of a couple of cookbooks doesn’t have enough going on outside of being a wife and mother?  *eyeroll*

It’s all that avocado toast

This is a weird comment to make to someone agreeing with you. Maybe, you’re the one having trouble seeing?

just wanna show everyone our new lil buddy, hammy (you know, like the famous Torontonian, hammy the hamster)