Now I need a twitter account detailing the fictional writing desks of famous authors. Emerson’s is just a pile of leaves next to a pond. Mary Shelley’s is her mother’s grave. Ayn Rand writes on the back of Paul Ryan, who considers it an honor.

If you’re referring to me, I assure you, I always wear a cape.

Dry Shreeves

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

obligatory

Haha, okay. Well, you get an A+ for being a dumbshit, but an F- for actually posting that stupid comment. Next time, delete your account.

Bengals or Cowboys. They don’t have a problem with Pryors.

Here’s the thing. I’m a Jets fan. Being a Jets fan has been kind of trying over my life, with no real success or superstars to cheer for and really just a height of punching above our weight to get killed in a couple AFC championship games.

That’s a problem for Future Jeff, who somehow still lives in the 1850's.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

I worked myself into a rage debating with people over at Seattle Times in the comment section. Why did I do that to myself? I hate everything now.

How dare you, I will not hear one word against the masterpiece of rigorously researched hard science fiction that is Spaceballs!

this is good kinja, though not enough spelling or grammatical errors to make it elite.

They’re not going to deport nearly enough people. They just want to terrorize everyone who is here. And they want to make citizens like me feel like this is not our country, like we don’t matter. This is about terrorizing some of us and demoralizing the rest.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

No. Your chili is bad.

Oh, you don’t have to be a NFC East team fan to loathe the Cowboys. Entrenched hatred arising from the early to Mid-90's Cowboys teams knows no division. I’m a Bears fan. The only team that loathe nearly as much as the Packers is the Cowboys. I know Packers fans who hate the Cowboys with the passion of a billion…

Drew’s my age. We grew up in an era where the Cowboys WERE what the Pats are now. So, while I really speak for myself, I’m guessing Drew has similar feelings on this matter.