You missed a lot! But you asked so that’s a good start.

1) Netflix is more than $7

Oh God tell me the Hulk is now a dinosaur!

poor people shouldn’t have art

Harder than stealing. Hence the stealing.

what is the point of 60 fps if you look down to take a bite! What a goob.

Joy Division

That is a Joy Division shirt

Definitely sounds like a lie. Like the amount of money Harry Shearer turned down.

I mean, fuck hippies, but this is a snark without wit article.

“it was still enough to give suits good reason to make the bust.”

As soon as you said they did it without Harden it made sense.

“The show just won’t be the same without him.”

As an old man I would just like to say, the crest of Zelda is a shield with a key, hearts, and a lion

thanks for responding.

Would you like poor people who cannot afford your games to go ahead and pirate them?

Hopefully on a channel that is watchable.

Not a big fan of Simmons, but if he and ESPN don’t mesh well that only makes him look better.

I paid 2 dollars for FTL, which has given me over a hundred of hours of play, and was massively expanded for free after I purchased it. So by that standard this is garbage poop.

That has to be what they meant... unless they are just trolling hard. The rest of the document is pretty bizarre.