Might want to hold off on the warm and fuzzies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of…
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Right... gassing.
Calm down there, Satan.
I am sorry, but fuck sloths. They have little to no survival instincts, they are useless to humans and they’re absolutely hideous. This goes for koalas and pandas, too. They, along with sloths, should be round up and gassed. Every one of them.
“All lives matter” is the smarmiest, most disingenuous erasure of a movement that malicious and clueless white people could have come up with. To apply this to Dr. King, his work, or his life is almost violent in its untruth. Fuck this parade of assholes in the ear.
this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel
I really want to be a hater and shit all over this ring, but I can’t because it so clearly brings joy to the giver and the wearer so good for you, you crazy kids.
This needs to be in the OP, or at least at the top.
Never has this gif been any more appropriate.
The other night, my friend Fivestar said, “Hey, I’m going to be directing a Star Trek gang bang movie, you want to…
This is where I’m supposed to mock Tom Cruise. I won’t do it. The man delivers in every performance.
Just like how I can’t watch this gif without seeing her braid somehow teleport through her arm.
Jurassic World was fun in a way that more than compensated for its flaws—it wasn’t smart, but it wasn’t too stupid.
Since I never like to miss an opportunity to shit on Jurassic World: It sucked.
It isn’t for smoking. It is for vaping. It isn’t for vaping tobacco. It is for vaping cannabis.
Seriously. My fiance is alarmingly aware of my poop (he just texted me to tell me about his afternoon poop, so we might overshare on this front). I have stomach issues, and recently in response to a terrible doctor decision, woke up shitting the bed. No way for him to avoid knowledge of that! I guess, according to…
My mom would never fart in front of her husbands (3), but she did have a daughter with no shame (ME!) who would fart, burp, and even yell across the Girl Scout camp that she needs a maxi pad.
Slightly related, thinking of celebrities pooping makes me giggle. And makes them seem more real.
This is insulting to Chinese food, people learning to read, books with lots of pages, Amazon, and people who shave anywhere on their bodies.