Might want to hold off on the warm and fuzzies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of…

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

I am sorry, but fuck sloths. They have little to no survival instincts, they are useless to humans and they’re absolutely hideous. This goes for koalas and pandas, too. They, along with sloths, should be round up and gassed. Every one of them.

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

“All lives matter” is the smarmiest, most disingenuous erasure of a movement that malicious and clueless white people could have come up with. To apply this to Dr. King, his work, or his life is almost violent in its untruth. Fuck this parade of assholes in the ear.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

I really want to be a hater and shit all over this ring, but I can’t because it so clearly brings joy to the giver and the wearer so good for you, you crazy kids.

Bribing an employee to have them give away their employer’s stuff for free? You realize if they get caught they are going to get fired for it right? It’s essentially theft.

I’m not going to watch the video, but I’ve got to say, it’s pretty cool that she’s turning what happened to her into performance art pieces. It’s probably empowering, and I bet it’s a really good way to process it.

Many years ago I was at my brother’s high school graduation party. I didn’t know anyone except him, but he was pretty busy with everyone else since it was his party. I ended up finding someone else who didn’t know anyone except him and we started hanging out with each other. Long story short, fast-forward 10 years and…

He can’t work on himself, I guess... I don’t know, I honestly don’t think they’re really that bad. If you’re referring to the placement of his teeth, that doesn’t really change whether they’re healthy or not.

Seriously. My fiance is alarmingly aware of my poop (he just texted me to tell me about his afternoon poop, so we might overshare on this front). I have stomach issues, and recently in response to a terrible doctor decision, woke up shitting the bed. No way for him to avoid knowledge of that! I guess, according to…

My mom would never fart in front of her husbands (3), but she did have a daughter with no shame (ME!) who would fart, burp, and even yell across the Girl Scout camp that she needs a maxi pad.
Slightly related, thinking of celebrities pooping makes me giggle. And makes them seem more real.

This is insulting to Chinese food, people learning to read, books with lots of pages, Amazon, and people who shave anywhere on their bodies.

Freaks and Geeks and Dollhouse are also acceptable answers. ;-)