Four?

Welp, Cavs in 5.

No lie. The howls of outrage from the Bears fan in my house are just getting into their stride. Words like “45 million” “Glennon” and “Sanchez” are bouncing off the ceiling as I type.

I will trade to move up one pick to take a player that would have obviously fallen to me at #3. Nice.

Uh, Chicago, dafuq you doing?

I like to imagine most of them nodding in agreement with Skip Bayless, and then suddenly realizing how far they’ve sunk.

I just root for whichever team Lebron is on, tbh. I’m trying to learn how to do the YouTube so I can make a highlight reel of him over Steely Dan’s Any Major Dude.