Oh, that wasn’t the gist of the post? Could have fooled me.

Just came here to say, fuck the police. If you read their report, they concluded she was the aggressor, despite Laundrie admitting to pushing her and locking her out of the car leading her to fear being stranded. Granted, he did have scratches on him but how do they conclude she wasn’t acting in defense? They even…

Thank you for your diamond commentary, uh... The Ghost of James Madison’s Rage Boner

When I die, I want my remains scattered at Mar-R-Largo.

Evangelical “purity” culture just amplifies the bigger cultural message that refusing sex is a failure in a marriage and that solving it just requires having sex more. Anytime my partner or I have struggled with sex it is due to something completely unrelated to our desire for physical intimacy and relates to much…

Sucking it up and trying if you’re a swimmer or basketball play may look like a slower time, or a sub-par performance. Sucking it up and trying when you’re a gymnast can mean serious injury, paralysis, or death. She made the right call and her entire team supported her and went on to kick ass themselves.

All her teammates strongly supported her decision. When you care about your teammates, you care about their well-being as well as the work they contribute to your the team. None of those young ladies wanted to see simone suffer or injure herself for a medal. They value simone biles the person, not just simone biles…

Man the view must be nice from the cheap seats. You do realize that, in any sport at any level, an athlete can be doing great one day and literally lose it the next, right? Pitchers who suddenly can’t throw strikes? Point guards who suddenly can’t find the basket? Except here, if she loses her focus, she faces the…

Even a focused gymnast can end up crippled. Like, say, Elena Mukhina.

Wearing “big girl panties” doesn’t keep you from getting paralyzed or killed if you’re mentally not up to doing super-elite gymnastics that literally NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN DO BUT YOU. She didn’t retire at the Olympic Trials because she didn’t feel this way then. The Olympics are massive, worldwide attention.…

This. A lot of people seem to be forgetting how damned dangerous gymnastics is. It’s not like swimming, where you might lose a bit of time and mess up your turn if you can’t focus. An unfocused gymnast can end up crippled.

I read that she said she doesn’t trust herself as much as she used to and that really hit home. The events of the last 18 months has completely undermined my trust in myself and other people in ways I don’t totally understand but it is a mindfuck. And I’m not flying through the air and landing exceptionally difficult…

Fun fact: remember Kerri Strug injuring herself and limping off the mat and into Larry Nassar’s perverted arms and she was a national hero?

Protocol Officer here...

My two year old gleefully declared my boobs to be a bum and tried to pry them apart saying “where is your front bum hole mama?”

I’m with the donut god, myself. Unfortunately she was relentless for a few years and now I’m trying to deprogram myself. I guess it was more of a cult. 

Okay, just as a rule for us to use in this trying time (and at all times, really,) when a god tells you to do stupid awful things, and especially stupid and awful things to children, do not listen to that god. Find a different god. Like the cake god, for example. The cake god will never hurt you and only wants you to…

So, the NYT article made me cackle throughout. Read it if you have access.

Well my blood sister who works for Kensington Palace once saw Will kiss a woman who wasn’t his wife. She says they don’t even live together and that they are cold towards staff. I’ve even heard that William is a bully with a temper. He made Kate cry one time too.