I know: I LOVE NURSES. My sister is a nurse and she is fucking awesome.

I’m sure everyone’s seen it, but it’s still my favorite.

White privilege

This dirt bag needs a brain bleach chaser:

those pancakes are smarter than kim.

I was thinking Jimmy from To Die For. Same expression.

Wasn’t there a pro-gun organization that recreated the Paris attacks and they all still died despite every single one of them carrying weapons? Law enforcement and military personnel still get killed when they have extensive weapons and combat training but we’re supposed to believe a bunch of Joe the Plumbers using a…

Gabriel Kane Day-Lewis. The brows! The bones. Look at the bones!

Also, Kim looks more and more like a gelfling.

I see this.

Jude Law’s son!

Here’s Gerber dressed as the captain of an unlicensed Brady Bunch-themed gay cruise illegally owned and operated by teens

Before you labeled the one young man as Hadid’s son, I legit thought that was Matthew Perry’s child.

She really is the worst dressed. I say this as I sit here in ratty shorts and a t-shirt but she has the money and access to have amazing clothes and yet she doesn’t

I’m sure Kim’s dress is couture yet somehow it still looks like she picked it up at Bebe.

WTF with Mario’s meal?!?!?

I know. I’m gonna miss watching his totally hot and intelligent but approachable dad thing but I. CANNOT. WAIT. for uncensored Michelle Obama. Oh my god it is gonna be so epic I can’t. I just aargh the feels and the amazingness of the things and all the I can’t with the words.

I kind of want to hear Ben Folds cover Dylan singing more than Keisha, but this was good.

Does this fuckin loser have his name on his shirt??????????