Oyez? More like oy vey!

He kinda looks like Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting, except instead he’s shouting “it IS your fault”

All these words and not one about how dumb and dangerous Kaep’s take is?

I just said to myself, “I don’t really have any college roommate horror stories.”

Pedroia made it home, while Luke Maile made it to third base.

See: Globe, Boston; at Shaughnessy, Dan

is everything going to turn out ok?

Judge Smails! “I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this toupee. Oh... looks great on you, though.”

As a former golf course ranger, I bet any time the ranger approached in a golf cart and told him to replace his divot, he chuckled and said, “Wish you were the beer cart gal!” And I bet the ranger had to fake laugh at that 50 times a day.

When referring directly to Massachusetts, you should call it the Commonwealth, not the state.

Yeah but the ones that are here make up for it by being more racist. (Source: my life experience)

And yet he’s a manifestly unqualified buffoon, so the fact that 35-40% of Massachusetts residents will vote for him, taking into account even generously that 75% just hate Hillary so much, proves my point — that a good chunk of Massachusetts is utterly and irredeemably racist, perhaps no more so than other…

As noted in a later comment, this is just an offhanded observation, and could very well not be true, because it’s just a dumb Deadspin comment. But I’ve been to a few games this year and noticed a disparity — it’s staggering, I think. Who knows, maybe Pedroia fans are just the types of people who go to games, and the…

Sorry, you’re right, my unscientific Deadspin comment should have been peer-reviewed by a team of researchers at Harvard.

My point is that there is a large number of people in Massachusetts who are virulently racist Trump supporters. Nowhere did I say, nor did the original post say, that they were the majority, or that people in Massachusetts are generally or mostly bad. “So many” Red Sox fans, the original post says. If your defense to…

Which factual assertion, and in what way was the point stupid? Please show your work.

This misstates both busing and the nature of the Massachusetts Republican Party, which is currently led by a moderate suburbanite businessman (while the face of the commonwealth’s Dems is a blue-collar union man).

I love my city and defend it rather obnoxiously from the likes of Hamilton Fuckin’ Nolan, but this Trump remark is a fair and above-the-belt dig, IMO. (I also got pretty miffed when a few Twitter users saying awful things about Subban turned into the All Of Boston Is Racist Mess, because you can really find that…

“Never have so many Red Sox fans felt so conflicted.”

There are many more Dustin Pedroia T-shirts on game day than David Ortiz T-shirts. Despite the fact that Pedroia has gone long stretches injured or useless (he’s fantastic this year) and Ortiz has been pretty much flawless (save a few lulls) since he came here.