There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

Wait, Esther, you never explained why you’d never been to Red Lobster - you leave your 16th-birthday story hanging with your mom asking you if you wanted to go. Why didn’t you go??

That’s central new york.  

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

Well that read took me through a whirlwind of emotions which I’m still in the midst of. Want an E30?

Buffalo has the best pizza in the country.

Hall of Presidents is in Magic Kingdom, not the America Pavilion in EPCOT.

Me (using a heavy, lustful French accent): Oh, lover! Remember how after we went to New Orleans you fell in love with the French “razon extra” and have wanted to go to France ever since we talked to the guy talking Creole?

(With Apologies to Norman Greenbaum)

This trucklet is a great example of a used car purchase that zooms from $14k to $2k in 2 years. Add 30 k miles in that time frame, and something like the motor or trans will surely take a dump, the “only for that year” computer will glitch out, a curb will have a CV joint rattling, a rust hole or two will magically…

The E30 is big-time dated now, which is why I like it! Hard to believe the two cars in the opening pic are only a year apart.

This is some A+ level trolling. look at all these fools taking you seriously.

The USPS cannot legally increase prices unilaterally and must prefund their retiree healthcare benefits over the entire projected course of their lives, and must estimate their total liabilities looking 75 years into the future. While they don’t have to prefund benefits for future employees who may or may not be born…

I remember working the San Jose Grand Prix in ‘06 (I volunteer with SCCA as a flagger/communicator) and Frankie was there running Formula BMW. He wound up in our runoff area and was out of the car gawking at it.... with nothing between him and any incoming car.

I remember Frankie Muniz trying his hand at auto racing back in the mid-2000's. While he might have been famous as Malcolm in the Middle on TV, at the wheel of a race car he was more like Malcolm in the Back.

there is some major alignment issues going on with that hood, front bumper and headlights.

When Top Gear USA quit trying to emulate Top Gear UK and just went with the ‘buy 3 shitty cars and do crazy shit’ formula it got much better, even when they stole ideas from TGUK, at least they were doing it differently with different cars, which was good enough for me.