You know this country was founded on violence, correct? We like to think we’re above it but the United States as we know it was formed on the basis of terrorism and violence. Why do we think we’re better than that now when it means so much more in a different era?

I mean, they just sentenced thousands of people to die for the crime of becoming pregnant, but you know, fuck defending ourselves. Can’t stoop to their level.

Hi, Chris! 

Imagine being even remotely upset that somebody is making light fun of Chris Pratt.

They’re all equally greedy. Nintendo just knows they can get away with it. No company is lowering their prices out of the goodness of their hearts; they lower them to a value they think will increase sales of an older game. Nintendo has made the same calculation. 

Mostly jokingly, but my wife will tell me I need to put my wife away and stop playing my stupid game, all while not looking up from her bubble popping game.

Yeah, but in fairness “I made a liquid cooled PS5 using a water loop carved in copper the size of the whole motherboard” is actually even more interesting if you know why it’s interesting and “I made a slim PS5" is gonna get some normies through the door and a spot on Kotaku, so good job on both the promotion and the…

So remember how Ari and Zack were calling this game’s microtransactions “not that bad” just a day or two ago?

Yeah, the fact is, it IS an exploitative game. The entire model is designed to exploit people. Just because someone doesn’t have to does not change that fact.

“Just to clarify that I don’t support any kind of LGBTQ or anything similar even if ‘FaZe’ does,” he wrote in a now-deleted quote-tweet. “I’m a Muslim.”

It is really so hard to understand why this happens?

1) Bought with money made by exploiting South Aftricans during apartheid. Also, how much coding you think he did on any of those?

We both thoroughly enjoy trolling strangers, primarily liberals, for our enjoyment.

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude

He’s not one of you, either, and he will never know who you are, which makes your delusion all the more sad  

one of the most innovative men to ever live.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Wait, so I’m kind of lost as to why this deserves a whole article. First, if you’re going to go after Gacha games, no more positive press about Genshin Impact. You can’t just throw out the “Gacha bad” argument when we know this article only exists because of the Crypto part of the equation.  As for that part, I avoid…

People were freaking out about this? I haven’t heard any notice until just now about this.