Fuck Israel.

Lmao The AV Club is the biggest bunch of bootlicking nerds in the Kinja universe (even including Jalopnik).

Lmao Austin Ekeler is not going to threaten Gordon’s carries.

What evidence do we have to imply that Guardiola is “better than this”? Because he’s a very good soccer coach?

Dennis Johnson was a five-time All-Star and made 9 All-NBA Defensive teams.

But also: is this going to be good? It looks like it could be really good!

But...Cuphead does have an easy mode...

Goddamn. It cannot be said enough, but Fed absolutely rules.

You dickhead.

I think you misread the tone of his message, my man.

Why? He didn’t choose to trade away half the roster. There is a 0% chance he gets fired this year.

Ah yes, the 27 year old lefty currently sporting the 3.2 ERA...a lock to wash out of the league in a year or two!

Let’s Remember some names from the 2008 Brewers:

I guess if that’s the definition, then people like Kirk Cousins and Andy Dalton are also “good players”. Which I don’t believe they are. I think they are mediocre, or slightly above average.

And yet, his QBR that season was a 60. QBR is by no means a perfect stat, but...60 is pretty average! And you’re saying that was one of his best years!

The correct take.

MVP!?!? Holy shit man. That is so wrong and dumb. I mean it’s cool that you accept that you’re a homer but come on.

Goddamn I love how fiery this take is, even if the Matt Schaub reference is clearly overboard and wrong.

All of the other things you said were fine, but...in what world does having a .500 record make you “good”? .500 is mediocre by definition. It doesn’t mean he is bad but it is certainly not an indicator of him being good.

It is such an incredibly bad take.