Incredible that you can’t tell he was being sarcastic there. 

I think he’s being sarcastic.

Yes, very close games that end in overtime are much more boring than blowouts.

I think that if you turn on any dumbass talking head show (I’m not sure why you’d do that, but regardless), you’ll hear about half of the dumbass talking heads say how the Pats will lose, how the dynasty is over, etc.

Youngstown.

This article is worthwhile specifically for the bitter Eagles fans reacts. Thank u for this.

Marvin Miller is rolling over in his goddamn grave.

Lmao @ you or anyone who thinks that taking Bagley over Doncic was anything other than a massive fucking mistake. I mean, Ayton will probably turn out to have a worse career than Doncic too, but in their defense at least mostly everyone felt like Ayton was the top pick. There's no such excuse for the Kings. AT BEST…

Because, as others have noted, there is a low barrier to entry with an extremely high skill ceiling. I don’t really understand why people make the point you’re trying to make. Like, why does anyone take any video game seriously as a competitive game? Smash, the way pro players play it, is not a game of chance. If I…

Let’s face it...why would you want to play Smash with Joy-Con! It is literally the worst controller setup for the game.

Let’s face it...why would you want to play Smash with Joy-Con! It is literally the worst controller setup for the…

another middling school in the Big East

It is dope as hell and everything I could have asked for. Smashdown alone, with four players locally, is so much damn fun.

Are you that goddamn stupid that you think Mekhi Phifer and Omar Epps are the same person?

Fair. That fucking sucks.

Nah. There totally are situations where my friends will argue over who had the extra drink unaccounted for. Hardly ever on the same page about anything, to be honest. You talk it out and deal with it. That is how you address typical sources of conflict in a group dinner. I do agree though that if it’s not an extremely…

It’s more work for you, but it’s really not that hard. And as you said, it saves the waiter/waitress work. I think if you have 3-4 cards, sure, having them do it is just fine. but 10? That’s sort of a dick move in my opinion.

Yeah this is the way more enjoyable answer.

Nah. This one, they do not get to decide. The masses have already spoken.

Yeah, you should not be evenly splitting the bill. I’m not sure why that’s the case for you, but that sucks. Do you and your friends have Venmo? It’s great, and makes it a lot easier to split bills based on what you ordered. One person puts on card, the rest send them money.

Is this advice for people who are actually friends, or just acquaintances? Like damn, can you not just discuss these things with your FRIENDS and come to an agreement?