I think everyone can agree that the free market works best when it is rigged in your favor.

They Missed “start fires” 

I mean, it didn’t even get nominated for Best Animated Feature. (walks away from ensuing explosion)

“everything was better” true both literally and figuratively.

Usually not onstage during the ceremony

The U.S. military agrees and feels they didn’t get a good enough ROI.

Honestly, if you think that I have to assume you haven’t seen EEAAO. It was a good movie, don't get me wrong, but Everything was better.

So glad Avatar only got visual effects.  Because that is all it deserves.

Okay, what’s a nice thing I can say about this? This looks very... expensive.

The Oscars run commercials now? I don't care if they are 100 years old- screw that.

i guess you want a movie without rainbow road because it’s too gay for you?

I think Children of Men is a GREAT film.  I described it to a friend as “a violent, dystopic movie about the power of hope.”

Every inch of the Mushroom Kingdom seems to be made with incredible care and love for the iconic game characters and franchise.

It does bear a striking resemblance to Jalopnik

So it’s not just a comedy, but a crime comedy.

I found a (kind of) plot hole immediately. The Buick Regal the parents are offering in the ad is a Fourth Generation Regal (1997-2005), it’s too old for the Uber vehicle requirements.

So, it’s an even creepier Failure to Launch? Honestly, if it really leans into that, they could really have something here. And it would be amazing if the big third act twist is the kid is asexual and/or autistic, and his parents are just horrible bigots trying to screw him straight.

This seems like a really fucked up concept. Imagine switching the genders.

You know you’re desperate to get some hotlinks into your article when you’re writing “the guy wears shirts, specifically this shirt”

You forgot one: Russell Crowe. Won for Gladiator, should have won for The Insider.