I don’t know if being rich and well connected will get you all the acting jobs unless you have talent, too. Julia Louis Dreyfus is the daughter of a billionaire (RIP to her dad), but she’s also talented and consistently nominated for awards. Whereas, Paris Hilton is also a wannabe actress and is the daughter of…

I cannot STAND Rooney Mara. She’s so damn dull.

Oh man. I got married last year and I was SO stressed.Everyone would ask me “are you having fun?!” While I was planning and I fucking hated it.

Here’s my take. I don’t usually do this, but I’m wine drunk. Oh, shit, I also had a couple of vodka martinis, but that was hours ago. Anyway...

I tired so so hard to get into crazy ex girlfriend, and I just couldn’t do it. I really really really disliked her character even though everyone on here said that the show would grow on me. Is something wrong with me??

You’re lucky (sort of/not really) that it was a one-off. Although clearly the one-offs leave just as many scars as the constant bombardments. My father instilled the “you’re fat and need to diet” diatribe in my sisters and me from an early age. The last time he mentioned my weight was 3 years ago. I was 48. Good news,…

Boiled eggs are life savers. I am mostly goodish but I have had two panic attacks in two days and a horrible compression headache so fuck it. Imma cheating.

What’s wrong with having short hair? What’s wrong with looking like a mom? What’s wrong with having short hair and not being a mom? What mom of an infant would rather have a short hair style you have to wash every two days and blow dry and get highlighted rather than having hair you can throw in a pony tail for a week…

I’m pretty sure they meant juicing which, includes the entire fruit and vegetable, as opposed to juice from a store.

BECAUSE Eden’s dad supposedly told her she had a great haircut (probably like 20 + years ago) and she’s used that as justification for never changing it.

Can someone please give Erika her own show please?

Does she have an infant? If not, why is she walking around with a Mom Cut?

Not to mention - JUICE ISN’T low in calories. It’s fruit sugar (fructose) and you’re healthier EATING THE DAMN FRUIT. Fiber and all.

You must go to food rehab pronto!!!!

Christie Brinkley makes me want to moisturize and workout more and maybe use a serum or something.

Well, it’s just one of the...outfits?...they had her in, try this one:

As a part-time cover vocalist of many years, I can corroborate that Beyonce CAN sing. As a matter of fact, it is much, much harder for me to get through even one Beyonce song than it is for me to get through all the radio singles off “21.” There is also proof many times over that Beyonce can do it without studio…

you went on a vacation and you chose MUNCIE, INDIANA?!

I kinda thought her career was on the down swing because people realize how unspecial she is as a model.

This is real rich coming from the guy who literally never sings.