The Rise of the Resistance attraction is fucking awesome.

I took it more as: Yeah, that probably happened.

The thing is it speaks to the credibility of the company and their product. If they’re willing to fake this, even when they can already make some pretty amazing and honest claims about it’s speed, what’s keeping them from making even worse fake claims when they have to fake it to stand out. 

Sure, bud. It’s the Porsche owners who have fragile egos. Not the vapid man-baby who buys entire companies on a whim (only to burn billions by failing by every conceivable metric) and his bootlicking fans.

I never would, but I found myself in a quandary the other day - I was looking at a BMW iX because it was so hideous; the owner saw me and I somehow wanted to make him understand that I was not admiring his car but the opposite, but I didn’t want to be rude or make him feel bad. In the end I diplomatically did the…

No matter what you think of the truck or anyone who buys them, yelling profanities at him, giving the guy the finger and spitting on/scratching his property makes you as bad if not worse of a person.

Yeah, and tied with the oh-so-coincidental fact that he’s a business owner, color me suspicious.

“I desperately need to justify paying what I did for a Tesla, please look at my pictures and believe that this thing will have any resale value” - All recent Tesla buyers

Nope. Those companies will push excess inventory out to their dealers-which is typically what happens when supply outpaces demand. But you’re probably a Musk fanboi and just wanna whine.

 Actually you'd probably lose that bet. Little Trees don't grow on trees you know. 

After what, 60 minutes and 35 miles, before getting home (I presume), the man’s Cybertruck needed a detail.

Tesla has a way longer runway than Fisker ever did. Plus, Tesla (or it’s assets) would likely get gobbled up by a competitor on their way down.

I doubt it was even required. When somebody realizes they’ve made an $80k mistake it’s not uncommon for them to go “above and beyond” in their own mental gymnastics to convince themselves they’re thrilled with the experience. Tesla stans seem to exist in this baseline state of self-delusion most of the time anyway.

Saturn lost its charm when it became rebadged Opel/Vauxhall models.  When Saturn came out it was a legitimate competitor to the Japanese imports in terms of reliability, quality, and content.  Once they stopped producing stand-alone models that differentiated themselves from the rest of GM’s product lines they lost…

“And all of the dealer networks had learned in the meantime that you don’t screw the customer if you want to stay in business.”

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the Musk
The only thing that’s real
The Tesla tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to pay it all away
But I Youtube’d everything

At Tesla, you don’t cut corners...corners cut YOU!

Never happen. Kristi grinds her puppies up by hand at home.

Kanye West uses new Cybertruck to drive Kristi Noem to puppy mill.

No, they’re mascots. They’re people in costumes, just like Tony the Tiger, and the dozens of other mascots that appear. We just don’t see them take the costumes off.