“Filed a ticket to get his truck rebooted.”

So you didn't intend to accelerate into Jalopnik? 

And as a heads up from someone who pursued a lemon lawsuit with Tesla, they *will not* offer a settlement to get you to go away. Most automakers will toss you a few thousand bucks in free service or parts. Tesla WILL take you to court if you pursue a lemon lawsuit.

Tesla’s market cap is more than Toyota and Honda combined.  What the short sellers have known for a long time is that the company is massively overvalued, and we are finally seeing some correction to their stock price.

Maybe it’s like those iPhones that everyone was "holding wrong" and definitely didn’t have glaring antenna design flaw.

Elon Musk is not a typical CEO. He bought one of the biggest social media platforms at a vastly inflated price just to have his own personal sounding board to make people listen to him. He’s in the news just about every day, touting Great Replacement Theory and other far right conspiracy theories. Most automaker CEOs…

Every single video is vertical... this is torture! 

And it has gotten a critical reassessment that has been really favorable to it. A more minor work from Altman, sure, but a cartoonish ensemble comedy starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall that took a big swing and did something no other filmmaker would even dare to do at the time...that’s amazing.

Stick with me here... The malice isn’t in the intent, but in the ignorance of the assumption.

It’s rare to see someone with her physique get a role in Hollywood, and rarer still for that role to be something other than the “ugly friend” in a comedy. It was cool seeing a female meathead do the stoic badass with a tragic past thing, because that almost always goes to an Ahnold-type dude. Her character got into a…

Though most people would be familiar with this from season 2 episode 3 of “The Simpsons”.

I recently saw a cartoon, maybe from the New Yorker, or at least in that style, that had literally the only funny pronouns joke I’ve ever seen. It featured a bunch of stereotypical looking mobster types introducing two new toughs with the words, “These guys were sent up here by the Chicago outfit. Their pronouns are…

right wingers are also the ones calling for so-called “right to work” states that usually allow you to fire employees without cause or notice

Correction: You really liked “beep” in Haywire.

Hell, it’s even simpler than that! Her employer reportedly told her to cut the shit - multiple times - and she decided that preferred pronouns and “this was just like the Nazis” were hills to die on.

I’ve got no expertise in the field at all, but curious if they programmed in those speech tics to help “buy time” while the AI is buffering/building it’s response. I.E. “do this while execution of primary task is underway.”

Elon Musk has an uncanny ability to buy an otherwise promising idea, flood it with money, and somehow kill all of the creative energy that was previously in the project. He’s like a creativity vampire, or an innovation black hole or something. The more he consumes, the more he takes from the world.

reminds me of a nick mullen bit about 9/11 conspiracy theorists:

The obvious conclusion is Boeing did it, but that would be the obvious conclusion before the fact and anybody planning it would have to be Trump levels of non-self aware to not see that.

Some one turned on the “Oh no, so Woke!” symbol and it summoned them from the depths of 4Chan and The Joe Rogan Twitter feed