Or just set it in front of a fan. Rice and dessicants and whatever else can only absorb moisture *it’s in direct contact with*. So the moisture from the phone has to go into the air first, then from the air into the rice. If you for some reason think the air near the phone is going to reach 100% humidity, just use a…

Sorry, but no one is going to confuse a Bentley with something you can rent from Hertz.

And now you can go back to admiring the black velvet paintings in your living room.

I don’t know if you’re joking or smoking crack, but a 300 is in no way better looking than any Bentley ever made.

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

But those are right-wing men, and she’s a woman. She’s an easier target.

Are you kidding me? If you owned this it would be the TITAN of personal submarines.

Call me old fashioned, but I remember when they used to hire famous and/or talented people to host SNL.

I have never burned my mouth on a Pop-Tart. What kind of nuclear-powered toasters are other people using to get them that hot?

You should have classed it up with Toaster Strudel

All you had to do to “reserve” one was give them like $100, come on. 

A corollary to my rant: If someone is screwing off doing WFH, they are also the ones screwing off in the office too, and at worse they are distracting and interfering with others trying to get work done.

Same thought. Collecting your private data and advertising is their business model. Somehow, they’ve devised a method of killing the competition (3rd party cookies) and keeping the spoils all to themselves.  Just say no to any Google/Chrome property.  It’s all data collection software. 

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s Disrupting drowning!

This article reads like a PR press statement directly from Google. 

If only this site wasn’t a shell of its former self - this would have been a fantastic comments section back in the day.

congrats on winning Jalopnik for today, you’ve clearly been here for a while.  you’ve earned it

Must have been an underinflated tire.

I think an exception should be made to allow these dangerous vehicles to be sold in freedumb loving red states.

I always sneak a couple wiper runs in between stuff at a car wash so debris stuck down in that area gets wiped out and blown out.