Stick with me here... The malice isn’t in the intent, but in the ignorance of the assumption.

It’s rare to see someone with her physique get a role in Hollywood, and rarer still for that role to be something other than the “ugly friend” in a comedy. It was cool seeing a female meathead do the stoic badass with a tragic past thing, because that almost always goes to an Ahnold-type dude. Her character got into a…

I recently saw a cartoon, maybe from the New Yorker, or at least in that style, that had literally the only funny pronouns joke I’ve ever seen. It featured a bunch of stereotypical looking mobster types introducing two new toughs with the words, “These guys were sent up here by the Chicago outfit. Their pronouns are…

right wingers are also the ones calling for so-called “right to work” states that usually allow you to fire employees without cause or notice

Correction: You really liked “beep” in Haywire.

Hell, it’s even simpler than that! Her employer reportedly told her to cut the shit - multiple times - and she decided that preferred pronouns and “this was just like the Nazis” were hills to die on.

reminds me of a nick mullen bit about 9/11 conspiracy theorists:

The obvious conclusion is Boeing did it, but that would be the obvious conclusion before the fact and anybody planning it would have to be Trump levels of non-self aware to not see that.

You can own shares of a private company. That’s what venture capital and private equity often are.

I think it’s quite safe to presume that Neuralink is currently a functioning mind-machine interface in the same sense that Autopilot is currently a functioning autopilot, in that it’s not.

Some one turned on the “Oh no, so Woke!” symbol and it summoned them from the depths of 4Chan and The Joe Rogan Twitter feed 

Is there a “White Bro” alert that goes out to summon them to spam articles? Because there is no reason for them to be here in such large numbers. They did the same on a “True Detective” piece recently. Not buying there’s this much real interest in an episode of SNL. 

I feel like 20 minutes with some modeling software and maybe a couple hours on a 3d printer could translate into some pretty epic cup holder options.  Finally I could have a specific cup holder for my 1 travel coffee mug and my one water bottle that I always use.

Sorry, but no one is going to confuse a Bentley with something you can rent from Hertz.

And now you can go back to admiring the black velvet paintings in your living room.

I don’t know if you’re joking or smoking crack, but a 300 is in no way better looking than any Bentley ever made.

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

Are you kidding me? If you owned this it would be the TITAN of personal submarines.

Call me old fashioned, but I remember when they used to hire famous and/or talented people to host SNL.

You should have classed it up with Toaster Strudel