Hey folks. I just wanted to drop in and say thank you to everyone here for all the kind words, and also for reading what I’ve written at The A.V. Club these past nine years. I know I wasn’t always the most consistent presence in the comments, even before the Kinja transition, but I dipped in fairly regularly, and for…

At least let me know who the candy-ass is in this situation.

The idea of John C. Reilly worrying about his ability to get work is literally the worst thing I have read in the news in the last ten years. What if he'd had to go back to porn? 

How much for that GTI?

Did you notice the KBB price they list $24,450? Then an inch lower shows what KBB actually says?

I fill my tires with a custom blend of 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 1% secret sauce. Only costs me $198 though, because I do it at home.

Honestly, the biggest way to get value at fast food is to skip the overpriced soda and get/bring water. 

Congratulations, you have written the stupidest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Quite the accomplishment. 

I think what he may be getting at is that no one from Futurama is making anywhere close to Simpsons voice-over coin.

It’s telling that reading through David and Jason's stories, all the people they reference have already left. 

They’re building their own Jalopnik, but with blackjack and hookers.

I thought you were just supposed to bale out and film the accident ?

Whoa! Pretty big talk from a film riding the coattails of Michael Bay’s Fruitaggedon spectacular “Red Delicious—Red or Dead” two years prior. 

Hah hah hah. An oxymoron joke.

I’m a Star Wars heretic…. I love the IP, but most of the movies are garbage. I’d say that Solo, while not breaking any new ground, is better than any of the prequels, any of the sequels (Ep. 7-9), better than Return if the Jedi.  I’d only put it behind New Hope, ESB, and Rogue One.  I’m still not saying it’s a great…

No, it doesn’t.  That is not snow.

I like this idea. Maybe they could call it... Tanks not Tanks

This would be fine if we had proof of vaccination to fly, but otherwise it’s one half of a solution. My opinion is that if your freedoms prevent you from receiving the vaccine, then you’re free to use your car and experience America’s many miles of beautiful roadways.

The one thing I’ll do is, when someone’s tailgating while I’m passing, I wait until there’s a proper distance between me and the car I just passed before merging, which means there’s enough room for an asshat to squeeze into the gap and pass on the right. That’s when I put my blinker on and slowly merge into the right…

It’s unclear if the two had had a prior run-in on the road, or if the truck driver simply didn’t want the sedan getting ahead.