hey man can I come over and dismantle your kitchen wall for 2 days? I need to run my truck across. Don’t worry I’ll pay for it

It is more a statement, and you’re the one that made it for me. You deserve all the credit for it.

even if you do that, but still order the same amount of stuff per year, the workload remains the same, just done a day later.

In terms of the bridge - I’m not sure what the issue is

“Yeah, people like to go overboard in declaring that, say, the Irish were considered non-white, but that was never the case, either culturally or legally.”

AH, but with the marketplace, they need to be the salesman. They need to create product and then run ads and create demand and then make that transaction happen. Here, you are the salesman with a high commission rate, but if you sell the item all you do is make some new guy into the next salesman and they get their…

The origin of the phrase ‘the customer is always right’ was specifically about them being right about what they want. If they want to buy something, you should stock it so you can sell it to them. Conversely, if your customers are vocal about not wanting to buy something, trying to sell it is just bad business.

It doesn't look like a pantsuit, it looks like pajamas.

“This is so everybody looks over here... don’t look at inflation... the world is going forward because we have got her in a pantsuit.”

Missed headline opportunity: “Arizona Man Gives New Mercedes Thumbs-Down”

Not sure you want to gun battle with these guys

One question. Would it require a hunting license?

So I have always understood the Germanic/Nordic folklore version of dwarfs, as incorporated into the Snow White story recounted by the Brothers Grimm, to literally be a different species of sentient being from humans. Like giants, elves, fairies, mermaids, and so on. It was the sort of tradition behind Tolkien’s…

I worked in bank compliance for car loans and leases for a few years. It was amazing the stuff that customers and dealers tried to pull. None of this surprises me.

Its amusing when you can clearly see the 24" diameter attached to a 5" pipe, with no attempt to hide it.

This is always a touchy and complex issue because oftentimes they are imaginary races based on folklore and myth... which were often in turn inspired by people of other races, or with specific disabilities, diseases, genetic conditions, differing anatomy, etc. I think we are a long way off from parsing this with…

Every five years, like clockwork. I’m fairly certain I’ve seen it reported on this very website before.

I would argue that any laxative is an assload of laxatives.

Imagine how much humble old planet earth would blow the minds of Star Wars people. "You mean it's a desert planet AND an ice planet AND a forest planet AND a swamp planet AND a city planet AND a...?"

Deal.