Are your tweets as insufferable as your Kinja?

I remember my rookie year too.

And I agree, but that could have easily been boiled down to “4 double IPAs and Indian takeout from the place down the street.” The extra irrelevant detail to show how cool your food/beer taste is is the hipster-millenial kinda thing.

Beer snobs pop up where you least expect them.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

Back in late 80s/early 90s I saw this video “Stranger Than Paradise” by a band called Sleeze Beez. I think it was on Dial MTV, at the bottom of the countdown. And I was like OMG BEST SONG EVER. So I kept hoping to see the video again and I never did. And I kept hoping to find the tape, and I never did. I must have…

I knew a questionable woman in Philly who had a signed guitar on her wall. When she told me it was signed by Papa Roach I laughed way harder than I should of.

Espn on espn crime is the best

that font beat comic sans 105-108

“Good job, Now clean yourself up.”

You know what? Fuck this. I’m sick of the goddamn racism in the NFL. Gronk gets a free pass, but when LeGarrette Blount goes blazin’ he gets suspended by the commissioner.

I think of him as Tommy Lee’s penis given life.

Aww crap. Here come the "I liked that band until they sold out" hipster doofus contingent. Go shine your beards, and get some pants that fit.

Maybe it’s one of those jokes that starts out funny, then gets annoying, then after a while it comes back around to being funny again?

Well the guy who made the front flip butt catch never dropped the ball, Johnson did. Seems like a pretty clear difference to me.

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Counterpoint - it makes sense to keep all the crazies in one spot. And short of an island, a peninsula is pretty good.

Don’t runaway to Florida with all the other runaways that have now made Florida the craziest God damn state in the union