I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.
I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.
“Those two will go and sit at dinner, and they are in the most in-depth conversations, and will talk and sit there for hours, literally,”
Being related to a man who shares many behavioral traits with That Asshole, I’m 70% certain that “conversation” in this case involves him sitting at the table bloviating about “issues of the day” for hours on end while she is obliged to tell him how right he is about that thing. Probably while chewing with his mouth…
Also...this!
She’s not going to date you, Don. Give it a rest.
Just told my husband that I’ve decided I’m an ex-Catholic agnostic with a strong belief in reincarnation.
All. Of. This.
She specifically mentions “Jesus” thought--certainly that excludes a whole bunch of religions, right?
In addition to how obviously Islamaphobic and xenophobic this is, it is also just such a mean-spirited and petty way to deliberately ruin what should have been a wonderful day for Rep Johnson-Harrell. I mean, she was there with her whole beautiful family, happy and excited and proud to get sworn in, and then this shit…
“except God, who isn’t there and/or doesn’t care”
Oh, is that next to Idontgiveafuckistan?
Of course they do.
So Melania is willing to step in when it directly affects her? Not surprised.
Well, she does have a 7th Grade education.
Great. Fuck ‘em both. In my dreams, this ends like Death Becomes Her with the two of them continually disfiguring each other and then spackling themselves back together.
I don’t need to see Eric, Don Jr or Ivanka’s grades to know that they’re idiots and unqualified to do any job that requires even limited thought.
And I’m SURE* those grades were “legit” earned and not purchased with daddy orange’s money.
People who respond aggressively to reasonable requests for them to be respectful of others in a public setting should be involuntarily sterilized. We do not need more of that kind of person.
This is true.
She might be funny, but she’s funny in that way when you laugh uncomfortably at an acquaintance when they make an off-color joke. In that, this wasn’t actually funny, it was weird, and weirdly nasty. Lots of Cool Girl-isms, etc in this piece.