I hope The Gays never succeed because all oral sex does is give me multiple orgasms. It’s terrible. The worst.

Pat needs to worry less about allegedly vile things going into other people’s mouths and worry more about the vile things coming out of his mouth.

Always from the men who can't get pregnant

I also wonder what it is that is bothering him, or what it is that he is trying to prove.

I think Mandy is right. This is not good.

Picture of the accused:

HOW RUDE!

I read the 'tee hee hee,' of course, as a falsetto TEE-heehee. Followed by a crotch grab.

No. No it is not.

I have no doubt there are people who should not be having any(more) children, but I'd love to see the stats on how often this option is offered to men. Prolly never?

Truly terrible that a lady with a long history of mental illness who had just killed her baby couldn't do it again. Oh, the horrors

This needs a galaxy of stars. It's amazing.

Well, they say it's best to catch it early.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

OMFG. This one wins, as far as I'm concerned. Hands down, psychotic excuse.

My brother and his (then) wife were already in town for our wedding. They were staying in the same hotel as my parents and my sister and all the other wedding guests. Come the wedding, though, they were a no-show and had checked out of the hotel. Asked for an explanation, he said "I forgot where the wedding was taking…

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? People are so strange. I want to know more.

I demand the sum of..... 8,500 dollars...mwuhahahaha....

Literally the definition of "selling yourself short"

Yes.