Sorry to be that person, but maybe you shouldn't review the gossip rags then - I mean, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

The Chive is where basic dudebros who can't figure out Reddit go.

Oh ffs. I just can't. They stole her photos and are soooo sorry. That they got caught.

Bodies are weird and people's thoughts and comments about them are even weirder.

when I get super-sad (post-breakup, etc) I find it really hard to eat, and usually drop a bunch of pounds. but according to observers, deep depression is a really good look for me.

I was talking to my dad the other day about how each time I fell into starving myself, the compliments I would get about my weight would skyrocket. To all the "wow, you look great!" complimenters I wanted to reply, "thanks! I don't eat hardly at all!" It's sad that people find a chubby body so repulsive.

True, and related...how is being hateful to groups you disagree with defending Christian beliefs? I mean, not for nothing, but there are a whole lot of people right here in this country who feel that they have a right to defend their own beliefs at all costs, too. I mean thank God we aren't burning people to death,…

But what do I know.

Defending Muslim Beliefs = Killing Women Who Don't Act Proper And People Who Aren't Muslim

Well, she WAS a woman, so probably guilty of something, according to them.

It's certainly an indication of their lack of either faith or imagination. God/Allah/Yahweh is all-powerful and all-knowing. He really doesn't need anyone's help.

It's not religion that is poisonous and dangerous to a society, it's the level to which a state allows religion to infringe with or take over authority and the rule of law. If the rule of law becomes synonymous with religious "laws" held up and formulated by self appointed religious leaders, we get a failed state like…

It seemed to totally fucking escape her that she should be pissed at being underpaid, instead of being angry at others for finally getting a chance to do better.

They get their hot streaks by using their ESP. Duh.

Even easier than that: download a free tipping app on to your phone. This is 2015, we have the technology.

You continue to be the absolute best. :)

It's actually from all the excessive masturbation.

fuck this jackass. Also you KNOW he thinks hes sounding so goddamn smart in this statement. Its such typical "I'm in college at the moment and obviously know everything" bs. I MEAN GUYS HE USED THE TERM "SEXUAL MORES." HES SO SMART.

Not to mention ISIS. I mean, we have bigger fish to fry here, lady. You can't solve anything unless you solve my thing first.