so long, and thanks for all the blogs! will miss waking up to your posts in the main kotaku feed. wishing you all the best.

a credentialed dumbass asked an automated lying machine designed to please, if students had cheated. the automated liar machine said yes.

my anger will one day be the death of me, and on that day, the world will be a kinder, softer place for it.

have you considered, for one goddamn moment, that this essay is not a Phoenix Wright game, but a plea for engineers to think beyond just the immediate first puzzle and to think of wider implications, you fucking fool

alternatively, yoh can go and hold a crowbar while near the establishment owner’s vehicle

The Next Steven Crowder?

bots are now scraping content creqted by other bots, creating inbred, enecephalatic models that can in no way match even the laziest of efforts of an eighth grader penning a fanfiction. there are real, physical limits that the ever increasing weight of the models are running up against, weight that will only ever get…

The trio behind much of Kotaku Splitscreen’s legendary podcast run — Kirk Hamilton, Maddie Myers, and Jason Schreier — have been part of a podcast network for a while. After... four? Years? They’re still not really making all that much money. Tim Rogers’ Action Button barely pays his medical bills and living costs.…

Every Link has been pretty wild, shoutout to "Pirate Link" and "Train Engineer Link"

the year is 2017. Link now identifies as an Attack Helicopter (pilot).

Scores? What is this, 2009?

They have strength and will be able to dominate us, but social processes can be arrested neither by crime nor force. History is ours, and people make history.

what? you think that me shaking my head, at an objectively bad sports game, is somehow sapping time and energy away from my efforts to ensure the availability of medication? you’re even more brain-poisoned than the anti-potter crusade you imagined. you're just pure vice signaling now.

You th k a chicken corporation bought a game company because they were passionate avout soace robots? lol, no, they bought in because it was easier than industrial chicken farming

Companies don't actually care about product, they wpuld stop making product entirely if they could legally force you to pay them money for nothing. (Hence, the rise of subscription services, which people rarely make use of, but often pay for.)

what are you even on about, old man? your ice cream has melted. let’s grt you out of the sun and back inside.

There is never a low too low for ttansphobes to dip to, but transphobes keep finding surprising new lows. One day my jaw is going to open so wide and then I’ll swallow a transphobe whole. And I’m not even trans!

Imagine Pokèmon Go but with direct Pokèmon purchases. Then imagine a group of sweaty thirty somethings living off their girlfriends’ labor whining that they can’t resell. Then imagine Ninatic enabled trades or resells — and it immediately got ruined by botters and speculators.

lol, ‘pokemon with NFTs’ is just “an online mmorpg, but with a slow database and more middlemen”.

Dave's not here, man!