I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

I think maybe your friend was bullshitting you. MJ doesn’t tip and is really cheap. No one wants to be his caddy on the golf course because of it.

I’m also a New Englander and they are 100% New England.

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.