I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

At my old company, we took calls from across North America. Even without any kind of accent, I could always tell which ones were Canadian, because they seemed genuinely surprised and thankful that someone picked up the phone. Now I understand why - they were completely comfortable with having weird things like this…

Jesus this guy’s rant devolved quickly

I think maybe your friend was bullshitting you. MJ doesn’t tip and is really cheap. No one wants to be his caddy on the golf course because of it.

You noticed that there were few obese people able to stand in line for hours? How times have changed...

I’m also a New Englander and they are 100% New England.

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.