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No onion chunks?  I cut onion into about 1/8th pieces and add them with carrots, rutabaga, parsnips.  Needs very little sweetening.

Just dive down deeper in gutter mode and think about where people are really going to be placing these pods

You place the pod in your mouth and pop the membrane with your teeth.

How about you just go back to selling us single avocados that cost less than a dollar?

At this point one avocado costs the same as 53 bananas.

Back in the 19th century there were companies who would ship their products to random people, then show up and demand payment. It got so bad that Congress got involved, passing the law that lets you keep the unordered merchandise you referenced.

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

When dealing with banks and trying to run down old records, I always get tickled when they say “oh, we don’t have statements going back that far.”

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

The fantasy of.....competing with other people for someone who’s banging all of them? I genuinely don’t get it, how desperate do you have to be?

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

I mean, if you want to create and advertise even more rich privileged attractive white people, go for it.

Genuine question: why do people watch this show? It perpetuates everything people complain about in relationships and makes idiots famous.

Seriously. Who didn’t want to take a first class flight with a briefcase handcuffed to their arm for this?

$60,000 should have included the price of a plane ticket to hand deliver the item in person to the buyer. 

And Andersen’s story had the sea witch literally cutting out the little mermaid’s (who didn’t even have a name), tongue as well as offering to restore her voice and her life as before if she could slaughter the prince and his new bride so their blood would wash over her feet and make her fins come back. So honey

The source material ended tragically. There was a movie done true to the original in the late 70's-early 80's iirc. Anyway, regardless of when that thing was made, it was depressing as fuck. 

Only pointing out that your OP referenced ice cream, which is delicious, instead of frozen custard, which is un-goddamned-believably awesome.

For the uninitiated: ice cream is not frozen custard. One is delicious. The other is mind-blowing and will haunt your cravings for life.

honestly a kitchenaid vs. decent ice cream maker?