It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

ESPN was correct in a Feb. 24 SportsCenter video talk back

Canadians are still funny though.

If it’s garbage the flak isn’t misplaced. Things that are garbage always and should get flak. That’s why we have flak.

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Not in the South.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

The ironic thing is that Marshawn Lynch represents everything that chuds used to complain was missing from pro sports. He loves playing football, shows that love with how he plays, is a genuinely interesting and thoughtful person, dislikes and distrusts the media and the more commercial aspects of the sport, and…

The point about Marshawn Lynch is not whether he is a genius, it’s that he is himself in a sport that loves to crush individualism. He should be everyone’s role model for how to do your job, stand by your convictions, and still be successful—on your terms. I thought he was a look at me asshole a few years back, but…

Man, I love LeBron James. He’s a guy with virtually no formal education who has taken control of his platform to maximize his leverage at every single turn: he’s got a seat among billionaires and isn’t “feeling lucky just to be here.” I hope he becomes a gazillionaire and buys the league.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

She’s also quite pretty, which would help promote the show, at least in the beginning.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”