Were nachos even invented when the framers divined the unwritten rules?

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Houseplants make oxygen. They don’t use it.

When the president can call everything fake news and unfair, well, so can everyone else.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

You know that feeling you get when you hear news about somebody you know and it seems completely out of character?

It’s like what Lenin said....You look for the person who will shoot, and, uh, uh......

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

I did this from the bathroom, because the hustle never sleeps.

The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.

HOT TAKE

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Is that his pass russian hat?

Not saying it’s a foul, but he clips Reddick’s left leg with his own left as he’s taking off. It’s not much contact but could have been enough to throw off his landing. Or, more likely, he felt the contact and then decided not to stick the landing to try and get the foul.

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