Hey Joss? This isn’t brilliant, you are just an asshole. I hope Chipotle bans your ass.

TUNES!!!!!

I had one of these in electric green, it was one of the best cars I ever had. Agile like a mountain goat, reliable as Saint Bernard, and a BLAST to drive. Mine was the SX/4 flavor, so it was even more fun. This beast is ready for a restomod (Hellcat injection, anyone?)

If anyone wants to know why Newspapers are dying, its crap like this. The Grey Lady is long overdue for euthanasia at this point. It stopped being relevant about five minutes after CNN came on the scene.

Well done!

I had one of these as a rental once - it was a hideous, unreliable, wheezy, ugly, horrific crap can. I owned a ‘72 Pinto - this was worse. far, far worse.

Hello Kitty is not at all amusing, its EVIL. This poor man and his wife have been enslaved by them, and must be rescued immediately. The vile dolls must be purged with fire.

I had a ‘72 Matador, so I have a huge fondness for land yachts, and this is one of the yachtiest! I would so stuff a nice LS7 crate motor in it, grab five of my close friends, a trunk full of beer & goodies - and take it cruising to

In Soviet Russia, Car Spins You!

* Customer acknowledges that every time you drive this car, it’s probably going to try and kill you, and that unless you have the reflexes of a jaguar on Meth, it will likely succeed. In fact, there are some really Jaguars out there for about 85K, so you should probably buy one of those instead.

While this *may* not be a hate crime, in Cheetoh Brain’s Amurrika, its rapidly becoming much more prevalent. Given the strong presence of Trump Supporters in VA, I doubt this will be investigated very thoroughly.

Cool idea, flawed execution

This is 16 kinds of awesome! When I was still in NY, one of my neighbors had one of these, and she had done a VR6 swap. That care was a blast to drive. I am sure yours will be too!

Brown, Wagon, AND Jeep? To make it perfect, all you need it to swap in THIS:

I had a ‘72 Pinto hatchback, the exploding sort. ‘Nuff said.

Is it just me, or is Tiger looking a lot like Cheech Marin these days?

If McLaren wants to be taken seriously as a team again, they need to ditch Honda and well, maybe make THEIR OWN engines - I mean this *is* McLaren.

It will be nice to have the One True Top Gear bacon on the air again, instead of that pallid imitation that the BBC seems to think its a good car show.