That cable will only cost 59.95. but it has to be replaced every 50 miles.

That adapter will set you back 1,995.95 $

Au contraire! If I could afford one of these, I’d hire a washed up F-1 driver for my Chauffeur, and tell him to flog the beast for all its worth, going everywhere in a cloud of expensive smoke. 

If you own either of these crapcans, turn in your Jalop card & your Man Card. Your life is over. May as well wear a sign reading “Please Kill Me Now”

Not its not! Now if the suspension had been made of beavers and poutine...

This is BRILLIANT Torch, even for you!

This is an abomination! Straight 6 or GTFO!

That will buff right out

This is what it will REALLY look like:

This sounds like a typical Italian thing, exaggerating car performance. “It will have a Meeelion horsepower, and run on sunshine and rainbows, and it flies!”

All of these videos are blocked on Jalopnik, so whats the point of this article?

Sorry, I am still with James May on this one - designing cars for speed on the Ring ruins them. Its time to nuke the Nurburgring.

I have been following your quest to bring this magnificent junk back to life, and drive it to glory. You cannot give up now, not until you triumph at Moab!

What we are witnessing here is the failure of the Idiot in Chief, not the journalists.

Typical idiotic Cheetoh Brain response. You want to take out an Airfield? You need a B-52 with cratering munitions and incendiaries.

THIS!

Wrong, wrong,wrong - all of you!

They really need to build a border wall around Washington DC to contain Cheetoh Brain a,d his Republinazis.

Somehow, this is all Trump’s fault.

This is beyond idiotic. First off, ALL lives matter. Second this smug millennial is going to fail so hard when he gets into the real world, assuming he actually graduates, and doesn’t end up flipping burgers somewhere.