“A meaningless summary of motorsport by FauGear’s Evans”

Hideous and laughable. Fuel economy is nice, but not at the price of having to drive something like this. Still, slightly less fugly than a Prius.

Toyota DESERVES all the hate for inflicting the horror that is the Prius on us.

Hell Yes!

Well done Mr Truck Driver, well done!

Not only this, but a CrApple car will only run on certified and approved iRoads, will need compressed unicorn farts for fuel, and will kill you when it does a mandatory software update at 70MpH.

Nice truck, needs more eagles!

The best rule is this: Cash is King. Bought my first car for 500$, and have, over the years upgraded as I could afford to do so. Having a ZERO car payment is the best option.

Only one choice, really

THIS!

Not shown: Tentacles, which is what 90% of Anime seems to be about.

Cylinders? We don’t need no steenking cylinders!

ESPN is getting desperate. I cannot imagine this being entertaining.

I can think of one...

Brown. Wagon. V-8.

I hope watching FauxGear doesn’t make your eyes bleed too much.

Lets just call it MOAR POWER!

This will be like watching a yappy little poof dog fight a Rottweiler, Clarkson, May, & Hammond will trounce the losers at Faux Gear. Maybe a better analogy would be a yappy little poof dog meeting a Landrover Defender at 1oo KpH.