Expect this sort crap from the no-talent goons at FauxGear. With any luck, they will all manage to kill themselves in hilarious ways, and then Clarkson can do a special on Real Top Gear where we can watch it all in slow motion and laugh.

Can we now arrange for that Nazi Bernie to be dead as well?

I’ll see your Mercury Sable, and raise you a Charger Hellcat

It would have been funnier if it had involved fiery death.

Knife fight in the pits! DO EET!

Step one: Amazon buys the BBC

Ugly as fuck, pass!

BMW Needs to take a lesson from Aston Martin!

Please let it be this:

Miata’s are nice cars, but that’s it. What these two women did was vandalism, and should be prosecuted appropriately.

Kinda sucks for anyone who doesn’t want any part of this gang war (because that’s exactly what it is). Some poor schmuck just trying to haul freight and pay his bills when some Obliviax Death Carrier 50 times his size swats him like an inconvenient fly.

Can we toss Bernie into one of those dumpsters?

Does it come in brown? if so, WANT!

Sadly, FauxGear is not an April Fool’s joke.

You know, they can probably cure whatever’s wrong with you - you are clearly delusional if you think that.

Yes but in the end it was AWESOME because Clarkson, Hammond & May actually have talent & chemistry, something Evans and his pack of losers have absolutely no trace of.

First of, that crapfest is NOT “New Top Gear”, REAL Top Gear with Clarkson, Hammond & May is now on Amazon. FauxGear with its cast of no talent losers is the POS that an increasingly desperate BBC is trying to foist off on us, hoping we will be too stupid to notice.

Everyone hates FauxGear, and the clowns hosting it. I wonder how long it will be before the BBC realizes what a clusterfuck this show is and cancels it? Not long I bet.