During a recent hospital stay I watched a bunch of these out of sheer boredom. They were all awful. I miss Top Gear.

“Apple’s Other New Crap”

Its this:

This is a beautiful boat, err plane!

Sorry, anyone choosing to drive an autonomous car should immediately be shot to preserve the purity of the gene pool.

Any man who even THINKS about buying a Prius should have his man card revoked immediately. If your Wife /GF wants to buy one break up up with her immediately, it will save you a life of pain.

The real face of Tyler Rogoway

As of this moment, there are 1,542 suicidal idiots who think driving one of these crap boxes, especially one that can exceed the speed of an anemic snail is a good idea. I had the “privilege” of driving one of these as a rental once, it was the WORST car I have ever had the misfortune of driving.

It may be ugly, but I look at this thing and immediately think “Gunship”.

Can we PLEASE get rid of this goddamn troll, and get Formula One back to being fun to watch again? Go away Bernie.

While this hateful bitch deserves to rot in jail, the comparison to Nazi Germany by this scumbag lawyer is ludicrous. In fact, the Nazis would have loved this bigot, and would have no doubt made her a part of the SS.

Not to mention the fact that being NYC corruption and graft are rife, plus the damned Unions prevent any actual work from getting done.

I would love to have one of these as a daily driver, of course I’d put a VR6 engine in it, add a tube frame, and hoon the bejesus out of it!

11: Owning one of these will automatically give you a permanent exemption from all speed limits. Also, when you crash it and are killed the car will be crushed & cubed around your remains as a permanent memorial.

Nixie tubes! USE THE FORCE, I mean Nixie Tubes!

Ahh but Jeep & Honda control more land mass - it is so ON BMW!

Not just no, not just hell no, but FRACK NO! This is a crack pipe filled with rat turds. If you vote NP on this, you are a fool.

Its all fake - none of them caught fire!

And then we take a Lada to the next Indy 500.