17: Automatic Vole Emitter

Nice Price - even if it doesn’t have a freaking laser on its head!

5th Gear: Strike Authorized

We need a device that as soon as it detects the onset of Road Rage, immediately dispenses kittens and/or puppies, as well as slowing the car down.

We need a name that will strike fear in the hearts of our enemies. We need to name it after this man.

Sorry, all those fancy pastries don’t hold a candle to the wonderfulness that is a Timbit, plus, the Canadians who will serve it to you are just so gosh darn nice!

Why does this bitch still have a job?

She forgot the Pizza!

Sounds like a damned good reason to drop coverage with Allstate.

Seconded! We need more Draken!

Why does this fuckwad still have a job? She should be terminated for cause.

Timothy Dalton was an amazing bond, its a shame he only got to play in two movies.

And watch the crime rate shoot through the roof. Ask yourself something, if there was an intruder in your house intent on harm, which would you rather have - wait for the police to arrive? Oh sorry, your dead. Or would you rather have a shotgun to defend yourself? If you picked the first answer, your an idiot, and…

‘Murrica!! Nice Price all Day!

Chevy will be calling their lawyers over this - I first thought this was a new Camaro, and so will everyone else.

Well done dustynnguyendood, your reward will be this lovely lady as your new shop assistant!

Its a Neon, so unless you have been smoking crack all day, CP!

You learn something everyday! Thanks Jethro!

This was only in the novels, but damn I’d love to see it featured in an upcoming Bond movie.

Dear Fuckwad!