No mention of this?

At some point in the past several years, aliens abducted the real Elon and replaced him with a shitty meme clone in order to destroy our chances of getting to Mars, discovering the Prothean data cache, and locating the mass relay in our solar system.

Parent’s will always win because all they gotta do counter a knockdown with a:

I was about to tell you to just set the music to 0 and blast the eurobeat over teh large speakers, but then I checked MKD just to be sure and realized there is no way to do that.

I won’t be satisfied until competitive Mario Kart streams find a way to replace all in-game music with Eurobeat.

Battlegrounds: 1243

“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader. But they’re so small they’re evading our turbo-lasers!”

Hell hath no fury like a gamer whose waifu has been scorned.

> “All Blizzard secrets are probably available in Steam chat.”

Which is all the more amusing given that none of Blizzard’s games are even on Steam.

He wants to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that’s his cause.

So did you actually watch the entire match? I can just imagine the morning stand-up meeting in your office.

The Democratic Party is reviewing this strategy for the 2018 midterms. Unfortunately so far they have yet to agree on the make and model of the overturned car.

I wonder how interesting Call of Duty: The American Revolution would be, especially if you had to actually reload your musket while not dying every time you fire a shot.

Time to get back to doing what this country is really good at: kicking the shit out of Nazis.

This interview with RunAway is really interesting. They’ve gone through a lot to get to this point, as it turns out:

Cartel if joking or serious

that they are actually offended by this is unboliviable.

It’ll probably be short lived. Unless Valve reverts to being very selective about who makes it through the Steam Direct program, I’d imagine we’re going to continue seeing shovelware.

1. I don’t remember clicking Deadspin! Which I only read for terrible soccer coverage.