Can we skip the formalities and just call this The Shaw-snack Redemption already?

Do you believe it was that simple? I’ll bet he’s asked those same kids about 100 times to stay off his grass and they’ve been disrespecting the property owner. I’ll bet you’d shrug the same thing off, like if someone spit on your home doorknob while you watched them and blew you off when you told them to stop. It’s…

It must be nice to be the only person doing feminism right.

The MMA equivalent of deciding to not campaign in MI or WI.

Translation: “DERP MY TEAM SUCKS SO IT MUST BE PATRIOTS FAULT DERP DERP BELICHICK HERP A DERP DERP BARF”

VIX is down significantly since the election.

It’s just “Ukraine,” there’s no article needed. “The Ukraine” is what it was was called when it was part of the USSR and it’s seen as a huge insult in Ukraine.

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

Not necessarily. Christian people live and have lived for centuries in Turkey and throughout the Middle East.

If you need the world to be completely void of assholes to be happy then i have some bad news.

Killed by gentrification.

It’s when a bunch of people get jacked up on Ecstasy and booze, all pack into some abandoned warehouse, and dance like crazy to some House Music.

Thank god nothing of value was lost

The first time I saw a McDonald’s automated order kiosk was, no kidding, in Sochi during the Olympics. Rosa Khutor, actually, up in the mountains. If the mongoloid Russians can figure out how to automate, speed up and get my order right, then the bell will toll for these malcontent minimum wage social justice warrior…

How about the people who feel unsafe by you carrying a gun in public?

Indeed, I do have a pussy. You mad, brodude?

Lol @ your shock and disgust at the thought of defending yourself.

Attacker was a Muslim Somali refugee armed with a car and a machete.

Nice display of pathetic white guilt and “progressive” virtue-signalling, though. You get 2 Jezebel SJW Brownie Points!

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

White people float in sea water better than any other people. Did you know that? Not fresh water, of course.