For those insisting that bae stands for “before all/anyone else”, I’m pretty sure that’s a retcon to make it sound better. It’s most likely just a shortening of “baby”, because who’s got time for whole words these days? Just like bia is a shortening of the sassy/annoying pronunciation of bitch - “biatch”.

I’d consider watching this, but to do that I’d need to finally end the non-stop marathon of The Nightmare Before Christmas that I’ve been watching since mid-October. Ain’t gonna happen.

“Filed to: BITCH BETTER HAVE MY VIEWPOINT”

The eyes are following me. I can feel their presence.

um excuse me yes you seem to have forgotten Ari the dog who is secretly Steve Buscemi and therefore your list is completely wrong

It’s just too bad he didn’t attempt the deed himself, or else they could arrest him for “assault and barratry”.

Gotta be careful around the Polish.

In addition to Martone, a prayer group that regularly holds vigils outside of the clinic has reformed

This lady. This lady has the right idea.

Accidentally read the title as “Fabiola Gianotti Becomes Woman Physicist to Take the Reins at CERN”. Thought we might have a Bond villain on our hands, for a second.

Learn how this guy built his own autonomous car, using one weird trick the car companies don’t want you to know!!

So... this bill, it has some rider that does something horrible like ban all muslims from grade schools, right?

BUT GENIES CAN

The Southern African country has been ruled by José Eduardo dos Santos since 197.

I know precisely nothing about Iron Fist, but nevertheless will gladly watch if they go with the only correct opening theme:

Alpha releases don’t melt steel beams, Ishamael.

+1 set of supple baby-skin boots

Ooh ooh! Add Amur Honeysuckle to that list. It’s an invasive from east Asia that’s absolutely destroying forest understories in North America.

Binary! It goes right-to-left. 1: 0001, 2: 0010, 3: 0011, 4: 0100, 5: 0101, 6: 0110, 7: 0111, 8: 1000

Just going off the above picture, the danger is obviously smokers. Secondhand smoke kills, y’all.