That is one kick-ass mohawk. I’d wear it.
I now have an entire sub-folder in my bookmarks just for Gawker Media expats. See you out in the ‘verse, Annalee!
Hah! This really does sound like you’ve written for Cracked.com at some point. It’s brilliant! Please, please continue.
Oh, wow. That’s so much worse than I’d imagined o_o
NOPE. Five minutes after being informed of the existence of these things, I decided to start calling them “gyroboards”. Because 1) They don’t hover and 2) “Gyroboard” sounds just as badass (Not that I actually like these things. “Segway Minus” would also be fine by me). Thus I declare it, and thus shall it always be!…
Just as an aside, is Gizmodo wanting to expand their weather-related coverage at all? Because I know someone you could hire.
According to Deadline, the third slot on the show will be occupied by rotating hosts.
Left out Penny Arcade’s comic this week, eh? Unfortunate; I was looking forward to reading the assuredly wonderful comments for that one.
I say we hand it over to Mersereau to name. He’s pretty good at it: winter storm Skittlebip IV is currently shaping up to be a doozy.
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You must forgive me if I don’t wave goodbye.
Long John Silver from Muppet Treasure Island. He’s the single best part of that movie.
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“ex-LDS” sounds too technical, though. Can we go with “former Latters”? Maybe “prior Latters”?
Not defending it here, but I think the assumption by management in these situations is that tipping is technically not mandatory now. Functionally, yes, it is, but not on paper, and that’s the only thing that matters to them. So the next stage down from the current “voluntary” tipping is, in their eyes, banning it…