It’s painful when you enter into a debate, making logical arguments and thoughtful responses but the person you’re debating with is the rhetorical equivalent of a slope foreheaded mouthbreather. You have my condolences.

I <3 cornflakes and they’re better with some sugar. They’re even better if you mix in 1/4 to 1/3 of a bowl of Frosted Flakes.

Odd. I saw the headline and read the first couple paragraphs and immediately thought to myself when and how do I use ‘I feel like...’. I realized almost immediately that the only time I use it the sentence looks like:

I feel like shit/crap.

For a moment, I though this was going to be some super screwed up article about…

Good. It’s about time these plutocratic fat cats paid their fair share.

Hey, at least they didn’t charge her rent. Do you know what people would pay for an apartment the size of an elevator in Tokyo or parts of NYC? Talk about ungrateful.

I know, right? This is why I really don’t understand the people fawning over the original trailer. It stinks. It objectively stinks.

Yep. You only really start to notice issues when you start looking at the body. The shield hand is a dead giveaway but that face is _amazing_. They may have finally crossed the uncanny valley. Well, for stills anyway.

Holy crap. That wonder woman is incredibly lifelike. I’m still not absolutely certain it couldn’t be a person.

I actually really like this fan-cut trailer. Apparently cutting out 90% of the dialogue and interaction between the characters and adding the ghostbusters theme improves it 10 fold.

That seems to be a lot more common than the reverse. There are plenty of films I’m excited about due to nothing more than the trailers but I’m willing to admit could be a complete shitshow. Suicide Squad for one. The trailer is a work of art....but the movie could easily be crap. It’s especially likely for action…

Me neither. The closest I got was the ‘The power of pain compels you’ but the rest was like anti-humor. I’m wondering if part of it was my reaction to the CGI which looked ridiculous and terrible to me.

My God, this looks _terrible_. I mean, sometimes good movies have awful trailers but usually they try to prune through the movie and put some of the best parts in. If this is all they could find then we’re in for a painful 2 hours.

You got to sort of admire the Russians for their insane levels of ‘Don’t Give a #@%^’. I mean, blowing away a couple hospitals is one thing. After all, we’ve done the same before so it’s hard to throw stones but dropping cluster bombs into a populated city is just nuts. I’m surprised they’re not firebombing it with…

Hearken all vaginas! The estrogen beacons have been lit and Queen Vulva calls for aid!

I think his rehabillitation worked. Clearly he no longer suffers from Afluenza. I mean, Dominos is about as crappy and low brow as pizza gets.

Well no one should ever be complacent. Never rest on your terrorism laurels, that’s what I always say. You should always be planning your next attack.

A third of people are teetotlers and around a tenth of the population consumes over half of the alcohol produced. I have to assume that you’d be going into this thanksgiving dinner blind since otherwise you’d already know to adjust it because Aunt Mildred eats nothing but kale and half the family is on the Paleo diet…

WTF. I’ve always suspected this site was run by functional alcoholics but you’re really suggesting 15 bottles of wine for 19 people? I can’t be the only one who finds that to be a ridiculous number.

Good for everyone involved. Kotaku for exercising its right to publish whatever it wants and the game companies for choosing to only work with the publications it wants to. This is how things should work.

It’s like giving Obama the nobel peace prize all over again. A cheap stunt that does more to tarnish the award and process for awarding it more than anything else.