That top is amazing. This is the wonders of today’s stainresistant fabric technology. The idea that you can lie down in a pool of blood and only end with a smear shows what’s great about the world.

This is some kind of ridiculous joke right? She was slapped around by hobo Freddy Krueger?

If it wasn’t really funny than it’s like every other one of her sets.

I should add, that this level of precaution doesn’t eliminate the risk to 0. It’s still technically illegal and if someone wanted to get a bug up their butt about it, you could still be in for a world of hurt. To be extra certain, you have to get any narcotic prescription approved by the japanese government and submit…

Read some story about this recent. You’re allowed to bring prescription pain meds and other controlled substances as long as they’re prescription and you KEEP THEM IN THE ORIGINAL PHARMACY BOTTLES with all the information on them. There was a story of some woman from the US being arrested for drug smuggling because…

I love these displays as much as and probably more than the average person and even I think it’s getting a little out of control. It’s like some sort of technicolor flashing light arms race to see who’s the first person that can create a display visible from orbit and capable of giving someone a seizure a county or…

Weren’t these two part of the same group of terrible pagan whackjobs who were leaving dead animals and ‘evil spells’ on the front doors of competitors just a year or two ago?

It’s not. But cutting its funding for its content, is CENSORSHIP. Do you understand yet?

I can’t understand if you’re being willfully obstinate or if you’re just that stupid. Either way, good job. It takes some amount of skill to reach those levels of obfuscating asshatery. In case you really don’t understand the definition of censorship, let me provide it for you. It involves the suppression of content,…

They didn’t pull funding from an op-ed, you moron. They pulled it from the entire student paper, an institution that’s been around almost 150 years. If you don’t think that’s censorship, you’re a fool, though likely a hypocritical one. After all, if a university didn’t like what one person said who attended a Black…

I don’t even know if this is sophistry or if you’re just completely ignorant of what’s going on. No one’s being censored? Are you kidding me? Have you been reading the stories about what’s happening at Williams, Weslyian and Brown just to name 3 incidents in the past couple weeks? Progressive wankjobs keep arguing…

It’s sort like when people tie postcards to balloons and then release them....except with explosions. If found, please return with the address of where the ballon was discovered. Also mark on the checklist below what body party you had blown off.

In theory but not really in practice. There are also plenty of reasons they could argue why it’d be better for the kid to stay in the US. Really though, there’s usually no rush for these families and it’s not like Taiwan is some super ghetto or anything. They’ll definitely want the kid back here in time for school…

Stop fat shaming me!!

Nope. The baby is a citizen of the United States. You can’t argue that the parent could just take the kid abroad with them and of course they’re not going to take the kid because the ‘forced’ separation makes it more likely her waiver will be granted. This is the whole point of having anchor babies to begin with. No…

Assuming she was deported for visa violations and she’ll be seeking a waiver, she can’t file that in the US. It’s like the rule where you’re in the US illegally but have to return to your home country to file for a green card or appeal immigration decisions. The fact that she left the kid in the US pretty much…

In case anyone is curious how this works...the usual case is to travel to the US on a tourist visa while pregnant and then overstay the visa until your squirt out the kid. Overstaying a tourist visa is a violation, but as long as it’s less than a 1 year overstay and you voluntarily leave, the sanctions are pretty mild…