Whoa. Looks like Jeb Bush was right all along. I guess Gawker will have to issue a mea culpa on this one.

A lot of people on SSI probably do hide assets, but it’d be hard in this case. Any trust would be held against him as far as his eligability and he’d have to account for the funds somehow. You’re basically never allowed to save for a rainy day when on SSI or accumulate any sort of savings. You are, however, allowed to…

It’d only hurt his SSI, and possibly even make him ineligable for the program going forward. Last I saw, they deduct 50 cents from your SSI payments for every $1 you earn. It varies based on the state contribution, but a person on SSI with familial aid gets around $500 a month right now. If they can manage to backdate…

This couple is lucky. Almost all weddings are boring, staged affairs that people drink heavily at because there’s nothing interesting going on and no one ever wants to hear about your wedding after the fact. This wedding, on the otherhand, featured a story that all the guests can share for years afterward and had no…

I guess Purple is kind of a mixture of Black and Blue.

Looks like they took the guy’s mugshot just as he was about to go Super Saiyan. The image caught the instant the hair changed but all the lightning and color change happened a split second later.

I just couldn’t figure out if it was an act. I mean, I know that all pop stars have meticulously sculpted reputations that may have nothing to do with reality. Paris Hilton was one good example of a ‘famous’ person who put on a really good stupid act. You couldn’t help but see intelligence leaking through though when…

Katy Perry really is an idiot, right? This actually has nothing to do with Hillary but I was thinking earlier today that while I don’t follow pop music, Taylor Swift actually seems like she’s pretty bright whereas Katy Perry always comes across as a mouth-breathing airhead. Is that just marketing or is she really some…

I’m sure someone out there is busily photoshopping in a giant wang.

You might not want to admit it and it’s certainly not politic to do so but he’s absolutely right. The amount of influence that the Cosby show had on America, both white and black, but especially for the latter as a role model is almost incalculable. The amount of impact of several dozen women simply isn’t going to be…

Were people always this terrible and we just never knew about it because there was no internet where they could gather together and regurgitate their narcissistic foulness or is the human race just getting worse as it goes?

There seems to be an easy solution to this. In addition to people giving up a little of their right to own guns for the greater good we should have women sleep with betas for the greater good. Nothing onerous. Just like one beta they’d normally never touch a month. And no fat guys or complete retards either. That…

There’s really not much functional difference between this and someone feeling they should be female and getting their wang doodle hacked off. Whether you treat either one as a mental disorder has a lot more to do with socialized cultural factors than anything else.

Well at least he carried through instead of just being an internet blowhard. That’s something at least.

I have an idea for a startup...wait, here me out. You know how people always want to use the racial/sexual/ethnic slurs but you can’t unless you’re of that demographic, right? That’s where my new company comes in. TradeASlur.

So, say you’re Black and you can say the N word all you want but you’ve grown tired of it.…

I think you’re confused. The Obama administration only change the Title IX interpretation a few years ago that all colleges had to come up with a process to deal with sexual assault claims. This is obviously an involved process and most schools are still getting their procedures up and running and I could cite you as…

http://www.slate.com/articles/doubl…

Recent case just got a ruling about an alleged assault at the U of Michigan. What’s surprising is just how many of these lawsuits are currently working their way through the courts and we can expect more with the changes to the way colleges handle these things.

See, this just puts to lie the idea that men don’t give and compromise enough in a relationship. I mean, here we have proof that men clearly find young women far more attractive and yet every day we see men still married to their old hag wives or with their similar aged girlfriends even as they’re pushing 30 or 40.…

I wonder how many miles kilometers per gallon litre that thing gets. I can’t think of a more tone deaf way to protest on behalf of environmentalism. These people are too stupid to be believed.

Holy crap. I never thought my first reaction to watching that video would be fucking impressed. She hauled her out of that window like the freaking hulk picking flowers. It seems the employee didn’t help matters any by giving a bit of a jump, but still...she freaking flew out of that window.