I have no freaking clue what ‘sweet onion teriyaki sauce’ is but the fact that it somehow flattens and shrivels bread makes it sound less like a condiment and more like something that should have a skull and crossbones and a hazardous material sign on it.

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Lets just hope that it is about someone’s objection to cremation and she didn’t just become the star attraction at the local necrophiliac’s sunday potluck.

Fools. At the very end of the proposal they should have held up a sign that said #BlackLivesMatter. Then gawker would have spun the story as a justified, nay courageous, act of civil disobedience.

Forget this test tube baby crap. Did they ever find out who committed the penguin theft? Were the penguins ever returned? Was it an inside job? I demand to know!

This is insanity. It’s always easier for a person to put on more clothes than for someone to wear less clothes. If for no other reason than you hit a limit pretty quickly in the latter case and working naked or in your underwear is just likely to get your a HR complaint for sexual harassment or a hostile workplace.

I always knew my master plan would work and science has proved it.

I dunno. If Gawker could convince him to stay focused on the police and genocide of black people, they could probably hire him as a writer and he’d fit right in.

See? That’s what I tried to tell the judge and prosecutor. It wasn’t animal cruelty. I was trying to teach those cats the Monte Cristo sack trick. It’s not my fault they never resurfaced from the river.

It’s nice to know it’s not just religious people donating to pizza parlors and that liberals can be every bit as stupid when it comes to GoFundMe. Good work, morons.

I don’t get it. What you seem to be suggesting is she owns the music she’s posting, but doesn’t want to assert her ownership because it would destroy her anonymity. Umm....doesn’t that very arguement destroy her anonymity? If she’s only posting songs by one person and claims she owns the song...then, and I’m not…

I’m almost certain that in the jury questionaires they always ask you if you’ve been the victim of a crime and then to elaborate if so. If the juror lied, then he should be charged with perjury or whatever the proper crime would be. If, for some reason, the lawyers simply didn’t ask or they phrased the question only…

And just to overcome any residual stigma or hesitancy, we might need to give out a little cash reward for partaking of the van. Something minimal, like $20. Or maybe we could pass out a punch card where after every 3 abortions you’re entered into a drawing for a flat screen tv.

I’ve always wondered about this. It makes me feel like we should give it a test in high crime, inner city neighborhoods. Offer free abortions, not just on demand but maybe in little roaminng ice cream truck-like vans which could cruise through the streets dispensing abortions. We’d havve to come up with a suitably…

Is that like when some biological men or women dress and act like the other sex to ‘trick’ people?

It’s only a matter of time before people start popping up and suggesting that people should have the right to choose their own ethnic identity regardless of the circumstances of birth or upbringing. She’ll claim that she always resonated more with black culture and a black identity and that it was just who she was. Is…

Someone should track down these poor victims and help them deal with this trauma. Maybe tell them they can file some sort of harassment charges or a Title IX complaint.

It’s quite telling that you think this is a white person thing and keep repeating the point. It’s a ridiculous blind spot, and quite frankly it’s nothing short of racism. This is relevant to all people. In fact, I’m not white and have never been white yet it didn’t stop you from immediately jumping to that conclusion.…