Do you care that people at this very moment in the Sudan are being raped, murdered, and starved to death? What have you personally done to help or mitigate a tragedy that almost everyone says is nothing short of genocide? Signed a petition? Reposted a meme on facebook?

Now, what would you do if your aunt was just raped…

And honestly, that’s the real takehome ‘surprise’ message from this. If you asked the average gawker commenter what percentage of those killed by police are black, I’ll bet the average response is actually double the reality. I certainly would not have expected a number as low as 29%, before having done some reading a…

Of course is Hillary. Who else would it be? It wouldn’t be big news unless it was Hillary. Who else ran 8 years ago that anyone gives a fuck about?

What qualifies as an extreme sex act in the middle east?

Just accept the fact that women are a bag of contradictions inside a bigger bag of crazy. I was reading that other article about Maggie Gyllenhaal with all the women commenting about how sad they were that once they hit 30 or 40 they were no longer subject to the ‘male gaze’ anymore and all I could think was...WTF, I…

Surely the ones missing limbs will cost less though. Right?

See above. The universe is saved!

Umm. Scott Walker. His current salary as governor is the most money he’s ever made in his life. Before that he averaged 30-70k as a state legislation and county executive.

5 pounds of sausage in a 3 pound casing.

Frankly, this seems a better use for teen pop stars than whatever we’re currently using them for. Though I seriously doubt Hannah Montana would be fazed by a cockroach/cicada given some of the things she’s had in her mouth. Maybe we can find a way to up the ante.

If you’re not sure, it’s probably not one.

Well, was she? Inquiring minds want to know.

The real question is why the fuck anyone cares.

I’m not mocking the idea whether a site can be disabled. Clearly it can be through all sorts of technological means. I’m mocking the idea that because one person is receiving death threats, some people feel that means the entire application should be eliminated for everyone else.

I’m getting death threats on twitter! Someone please disable twitter for the entire campus!

Clearly you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what Occam’s Razor means or have completely fubar’ed its application here.

There is no cognitive dissonance in effect. It’s only seen as such by people trying to write pithy clickbait. The fact is that California has plenty of water for PEOPLE. Drinking, bathing, and even watering their lawns only takes up a relatively small percentage of the water currently being use while agriculture takes…

We have got to get her together with the guy with two penises.

Cue the pro-Hillary freakout.