Figured you'd find this humorous.

Yeah. It's really not much to bother about. You could get an extra 5 points on average if you simply picked an asian sperm donor/baby daddy and slightly more than that if he's Jewish. Double the bonuses if you're already a member of either group.

I really don't understand this game and I've seen a few videos of it already. It seems to be the punchline of that old joke....How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I'm sorry but your level of delusion here is incredibly disturbing. You are aware that at least a couple of these people were either members of or associated with some sort of campus anti-sexual assault group right? A group that supposedly helps victims. Yet now, because the story they're independently telling is…

2 of the 3 friends have now given interviews saying that the conversation Jackie described to Rolling Stone didn't happen that way. Both of them claim that no one suggested she not report the assault. They also didn't meet her in front of the frat like the story says and they didn't witness any wounds on her. One of…

However you feel about hiding the identities of anyone who claims to have been sexually assaulted you still have to wonder what those chuckleheads at Rolling Stone were thinking. What, did they think that giving her a pseudonym that was actually her real name would somehow fake people out like reverse psychology?…

Here's what I''ve gathered from recent reading:

Wow. That's 2 for 2 now. I said in the other thread that the whole 'Something happened', I don't know what exactly but I'm sure 'something happened' brought up shades of Mike Nifong and it's true. When you're forced to backpeddle to 'something happened', chances are good you've screwed up something major and are just…

The protect act was also ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge in the Handley case in 2008. Since then no one has been found guilty under it. There have been plea bargains to lesser charges and state laws, but not for the protect act

Actually, it's hardly as clear cut as you're claiming. The Supreme court ruled against making animated or simulated images of children in pr0n illegal. Congress tried to reinstate the law by adding an exception only when "it lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value". Large chunks of that have…

Personally, I much prefer broccoli stalks. If this had happened to me I'd be looking at the person with all florets and thinking 'Ha ha! Sucker'.

Based on a piece I read a while back about interracial dating, apparently too few people want to give black women the shaft.

I read that as Aromatic and couldn't figure out how smelly people had somehow been accepted into the club.

Sounds fine to me. I mean, there are already games in Japan which pretty much collect semen this way. I'm pretty sure you have to empty the receptacle on your own though.

Somehow the fact that there are all these penguin spectators just standing around makes it worse. I'd take one look at this bullshit and immediately leave in the area in case he decides he wants seconds.

Well, if the whole education thing doesn't work out at least a few of them know they can always have careers as street artists.

Jourdan Dunn Discovers the Joy of Eating Out Alone

^^ I imagine it's a joy few people experience. Not many people are that flexible.

Seriously? Is $30,000 a big win now in an age where people have donated more just to watch a guy eat potato salad? Maybe they should have just created a GoFundMe site and claimed Uber overcharged them for an abortion. I hear that can get you a couple thousand overnight.

I dunno...shouldn't the argument be that we're jailing too FEW women? I mean, women only make up 7% of the prison population? That's an incarceration gap of 86%! Such a huge gulf is unfathomable in a society where any enlightened person believes women should be equal to men.

"Well, the male population has had no problem sexualizing Emma Watson immediately."