Isn't part of the issue here that when the initial allegation was made, neither Ernst nor Greiner were mentioned? This would be one of the few ways to get national attention to the lawsuit, namedropping someone in a tight election being held in a couple weeks. It sounds like a media stunt more than anything else. If…

WTF is growing on this guy's face and is the medical/scientific community aware of it? I'm pretty sure bactine is not going to be up to the job.

"It was clear the tremble meant that she was suffering. It became all the clearer the next day when we found a small suicide note in my vagina."

OMG! Jurassic Park was right! Nature will find a way. Quick, someone get a glass of water and check for ripples. I remember what happened next.

Maybe it's just me but I think there should be a bonus round where this vagina doll Care Bear Stares a gush of blood.