THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Um....

Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

Well, if Kobe was the shooter, maybe the death and injured toll would be far fewer.

Mork and Mindy was just such an archetypically 70s thing, it’s like owning Steve Martin vinyl, taking bong hits to Led Zepplin or making references to jokes from the original cast of SNL.

I wonder if he is playing Rory McIlroy’s PGA Tour.

Goodness, why would anyone possibly think that “Camptown Lady” was racist?

You can just substitute “Johnny Manziel” for “Elagabalus” and it works. Example from Wikipedia:

A Browns quarterback has the job security of a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

If Mike Pettine does hate Manziel with every fiber of his being, the best thing he could do is play him.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

“In the end, does it even really matter?”

A Browns quarterback has the job security of a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

Despite standing in the sidelines, Gronk is still expected to draw multiple OPI flags.

I saw the new Coca-Cola ad, in which the mother gives her 12 year old ginger ragamuffin two bottles of soda to help him woo a prospective dance partner at the school cotillion. Teaching him, as if he wouldn’t already know, a redhead requires coke to pull a chick.

Reporters saw Gronkowski in the locker room, bending down and lifting luggage

Gronkowski is expected to miss the Patriots next game as doctors feel he may re-aggravate the injury pulling in 7 catches for 164 yards and 3 TD’s against the Eagles defense.

Every reporter should know by now that invoking “feelings” or “emotions” around the Belichick AI brings it one step closer to sterilizing the Earth of biological imperfections.

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